A Dog Day’s Night

Candy is not a morning person. Not one bit. In fact, Candy hasn’t woken up before noon at any point in her life. When this dog-tired beastkin does manage to drag herself into the powder room, she often forgets which hand is holding her gigantic toothbrush.

Luckily, a tiny squirt of Peppermint’s experimental buzzbomb flavoured toothpaste is enough to instantly wake her (or anyone) up, no matter the time of day.


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Top Gear

[ Peppermint’s Log ] 

Candy bought us all some sweets yesterday! She also bought some Swiftnut Drops for herself, the kind that lets her run super fast!

In order to fine tune Allsorts’ new Biped Mode, we had a race!

❖ Experiment Results

  • Race 1 Winner: Candy (00:00:24s)
  • Race 2 Winner: Candy (00:00:25s)
  • Race 3 Winner: Candy (00:00:23s)

❖ Other Data

  • Lacie’s body refuses to keep eight bowls of sweets inside of her while Allsorts is running at top speed.
  • Additionally, her theory of painting “performance boosting” stripes onto Allsorts’ exterior didn’t actually boost its performance during race 2.
  • However, changing the stripe’s colour to red during race 3 improved Allsorts’ speed by 1%. Fascinating!
  • Shelbie has still not recovered from her dizziness. Then again, it’s hard to tell with her.

❖ Conclusions

  • For now, Allfours Mode is superior when it comes to speed.
  • However, Allsorts does enjoy having the ability to hurl Lacie at various types of mountains.

[ Data Successfully Archived 40 / LA / 99 ]


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Mode: Biped

It’s a house! It’s a backpack! It’s a solar-powered sentient fortress created and trademarked by Peppermint, do not steal! While Allsorts’ default “Allfours Mode” allows Lacie and friends to travel anywhere they like, Peppermint decided the ride just wasn’t bumpy enough. Introducing “Biped Mode”, complete with extendable forearms and a guaranteed method of unintentionally breaking every bone in its crew’s body.

Seeing how long Lacie can survive underneath the weight of its brand new feet is an added bonus, too.


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Fistberry Drops

For most people, candies are nothing more than small blobs of sugar to satisfy their craving for something sweet. For beastkin, these sweets are a DNA-altering superfood which gives them bursts of power or speed for a short period of time, changing the shape of their bodies in the process.

Eating two different types of candy at the same time is not recommended.

Candy’s favourite type of confectionery is Fistberry Drops, a boiled sweet made from fruit that only grows in the hottest of deserts.


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Pepper Pocket Printer

Peppermint’s Pepper Pocket Printer allows her to download and deploy a never-ending arsenal of appliances from spoons and spanners to Gatling guns and missile launchers. How this technology works or even weirder, why a tiny robot would ever feel the need to dual wield a pair of chainsaws is probably a mystery best left unsolved.


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The Fingertips of Ferndale

Every imp is born embedded with Impicite crystals somewhere on their body in order to enhance their black magic capabilities. Lacie’s legendary, ruby-coloured fingertips allow her to dispense a never-ending stream of highly flammable laces which can be set ablaze just by snapping her fingers.

She’s also the only imp with a star-shaped shard of Impicite on her chest, which (according to her) is the reason she is lacking in the boob department. Okay, sure.


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